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Snapshots from Vegas
Caesars Palace

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All the pictures on this page are from Caesars Palace THIS picture is not mine, it's of the impressive Colosseum at Caesars and taken from their official website Caesars is my favorite. I mean, I love it there. Bellagio is classy and modern Italy. Caesars is very Roman and just as swank, though not as airily romantic. But Caesars has more than just a first-class hotel/casino. They've got the goods when it comes to treating the guests right. Everyone is nice. Their dealers are the most talented, helpful, and fun on the strip. The bartenders and waitresses are fun and professional. And yes, it's pure luxury. Caesars pool area has four very big, marble pools and several hot tubs. This one is the Venus pool, where European (topless) sunbathing is permitted. Photography is not permitted, because of the nudity factor. However, I am not topless (trust me, no one wants to see that) and this was early in the morning and no one else was boobs-out either, so here's a couple pictures of that area. And the same pool, but a longer angle so you can get a better idea of the scale. This is by far the smallest pool they have. Here's a pic of one of the cabanas you can get poolside. They're nice. They have AC and a TV. Here's a pic of one of the bigger pools they have. You can't tell from this angle and time of day, but those are big fountains in the middle and there's a huge statue of Augustus in the center. The normal rooms at Caesars are awesome. They're big and plush with separate showers and jacuzzi tubs. BUT! This is VEGAS, baby! Land of the high-rollers. I've never been in one of the ridiculously grand suites. But I have stayed in this one. It was ridiculously grand by my standards. It was bigger than my damn house. I just wish the pictures had come out better, but -- SHOCK! -- they're sort of crappy. This crappiness is no reflection on the suite, because it kicked ass. Quintessential VEGAS, BABY! This is the bar in the suite. This is the huge bed. This is the dining room. This is the tub. And this is just the bathroom counter. The cool part of this is that on the left hand side you can see the wall mounted plasma TV by the one sink. There was also a 52" flat TV in the den, along with satellite TV, a DVD and CD and stereo system. This is part of the living room. And this is the den. Ok. So. This is it. If you still don't understand what I think is so lovely about Caesars, this next picture should explain it all. Caesar is hailing me, and that's a gorgeous gladiator on his knees kissing my hand. I don't give a fuck how many flowers they have over at Bellagio, they don't have THIS kind of action. (Notes: Again, this is a shitty picture, and it really fries my ass, because this is at least the fifth time this poor fellow has done this for me, and EVERY time the picture ends up all screwed up. Also, yes, I was wearing white eye shadow. But I SWEAR it wasn't all THAT much as it looks in this picture. Anyhow, who cares about my damn eyeshadow. Check out the triceps on the dude! NOW do you understand??) This next one is from the same little encounter. The sexy centurion is guarding over me while Caesar starts to mack on me. Ha ha. Just kidding. He wasn't getting fresh. He's just holding my arm, though he did end up kissing it, as he always does. And, as always, there is no picture of THAT. And oh. Cleopatra is part of this group, she's always with them. She hates me because I never want my picture with her. I just cozy up to the huge, ripped men and rudely push her away. But she's very pretty and very nice. This next one is another disaster of a picture. This is the seahorse bar in Caesars. What you can't see going on behind me there is a huge tank filled with seahorses. They're cute, and it's a nice, relaxing bar. Cheers. And if you're STILL wondering what's so great about Vegas, this may help answer the question. Some places, you pick up a T-shirt or a seashell as a souvenir. Here's the souvenir you hope to take home from Vegas. Page 1 -- Sundry Page 2 -- Bellagio Page 4 -- Mirage, Flamingo Page 5 -- Wynn Much BETTER pics of Vegas are available at UrbanPhotos.net

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